Trader Joe's Bros

There are three supermarkets within a five-minute bike ride of our flat: Merkur Markt, Hofer, and Billa.


Merkur Markt

Merkur Markt has the most variety. You can find veggie dogs, sushi rolls, and lots of fresh produce. They even have giant homemade gummy bears, which I’m a big fan of.

Billa

Billa isn’t as nice as Merkur, but it does the job. The location near my office sells tuna sandwiches for €2.40, and their budget coleslaw is surprisingly good—much better than the drippy Safeway version back home.

Hofer

And then there’s Hofer. It’s the opposite of Merkur: inexpensive, but with very limited variety.

Everyone bags their own groceries in Austria, and the cashiers expect you to move quickly. At Merkur or Billa, it can be a bit stressful. At Hofer, it’s an all-out crisis. There’s no way to keep up. Before you can finish bagging your groceries, someone else’s items are already being thrown down the chute. Still, the stress is worth it when you see the bill.


Hofer and Aldi

Hofer is owned by Aldi, the same company behind Trader Joe’s. Both stores are pretty bare-bones, offering only one brand of staples like milk, butter, and eggs.

One unique thing Hofer (and Aldi) has that Trader Joe’s doesn’t is the middle aisle. In the UK, it’s nicknamed “Treasure Aisle-land” or “The Wonder Aisle.” It’s a random assortment of discounted items in no particular order: a pair of boots next to a wall clock, alongside some boxing gloves.


A Tale of Two Brothers

Aldi was founded by two German brothers who ran a grocery store in Essen. Later, they had a falling out and split the company in half. Hofer and Trader Joe’s are owned by Aldi South, while Aldi North owns Marché in France. No idea if Aldi North stores have a middle aisle, but it’d be fun to find out.

Interestingly, our friend Scott works for Adidas, which was also founded by two German brothers in the 1920s. Like Aldi, they split the company after a fight. Adidas North became the Adidas we know, while Adidas South turned into Puma.

It’d be amazing to see Adidas or Puma gear pop up in Treasure Aisle-land someday.